#I’m single

[blurchur]

my dms are open to any beautiful femme or handsome butch that tells me i’m pretty

[pussypinkdoll]

I told my nigga I’m hungry he said oh he gone cook sum up for me I’m like shiii okay cuz his cooking is amazing right? tell me why he hand me this plate and walk tf away all giggly and shit.. I mean it’s good but fuck him new nigga alert?!?😃

[thatonesapphicfilipino]

i hv decided with my shut show that is my love life my new year’s resolution is to be not single and a fuck ton more gay

[seventhofcrows]

You either use this as a break up card or you use this as a valentine card, There is no in-between.

WILL DO VALENTINE CARDS 4 FOOD.

[music4soul]

Imagining a 15 year old John Price coming home from school and seeing his father passed out on the floor in his own vomit and thinking, “Not again” before getting a towel to clean it and propping him up against the couch before going to do his homework.

An hour later when he comes back down to get a snack(aka: whatever he could find in the cupboards), he notices that his father hadn’t moved an inch and goes to check on him, crouching beside the man and grabbing his face.

That’s when he notices the blueish gray hue on his face and the fact that he’s not taking his deep, rattling breaths like usual, and soon he comes to the realization that Johnathan Price Sr. is dead.

His father is dead.

I don’t think he cries. Not for a good while. Instead, I think he just sits and stares at his father’s corpse with varying expressions shifting from anger to despair, to resentment, and even to one of pity.

I also think he yells at his father. Shouting profanities and things like, “I hope you rot in hell!”, or “So you think you can just leave and take the easy way out?! Drunken asshole!”

And once he’s gotten it all out of his system, then and only then does he allow himself to breakdown and cry, clutching his father’s hand to his forehead and squeezing it tight because— he was the only person he had left, even if he was a drunk who beat him over the head with a belt because his mom’s death was his fault. And now he’s gone.

And Johnathan’s alone.

[sonic06apologist]

Dirty ass work mirror Kirby Halloween selfie Puyo

[chevy-1965]

[sharkbite789]

is it to soon to let all the single ladies know i’d never leave you like caitlyn left vi?

[briebysabs]

The prettiest princess in the world 👑

[pr1ncebeau]

monogamous people are missing outtt..

[disenchantixtime]

Ok so I’m extremely single atm and it just hit me that if I do eventually date someone they will possibly, maybe just maybe have to see this blog and that’s just hilarious and slightly heinous at the same time.

[mrkeatingsblazer]

Ao3 being down really does something to a person. Last time I actually just sobbed myself to sleep this time around I’m crocheting gloves to prepare for the winter

[emotionsofateen]

Selena Gomez Via TikTok June 8th! She’s single and a little high maintenance but she’ll love you so much 🤭 I’ll gladly be her girlfriend

[hazywazysmind]

On a real note, where’s my girlfriend at?

Like where’s my cute girl that I can spoil and they can spoil me and we’ll be completely gay for each other… it’s a crime that I don’t have this yet

[toffoliravioli]

Leon is thriving bcuz his girlfriend is the hottest woman ever, it makes sense